A Poem by Erika

by Sam

My sister wrote this poem basically to mock my life, but I still think that it’s funny, so I’m posting it. =)

‘My Sister the Monkey’

 by Erika Flanagan

I am a monkey, a monkey that is green . 

I am a monkey- natural, fit & lean.

I am a monkey swinging amongst trees,

Lol jk im getting inner peace.

I am a monkey with a health fetish,

STOP! How dare u process my lettuce! 

I am a monkey doing weird yoga poses,

Plus i only like hydranageas NOT roses.

I am a monkey eating fish pills,

How dare u eat that snackwrap- dont u no it kills!

I may sound absurd & my lifestyle a little funky,

But I am a green, unprocessed monkey