A Poem by Erika
My sister wrote this poem basically to mock my life, but I still think that it’s funny, so I’m posting it. =)
‘My Sister the Monkey’
by Erika Flanagan
I am a monkey, a monkey that is green .
I am a monkey- natural, fit & lean.
I am a monkey swinging amongst trees,
Lol jk im getting inner peace.
I am a monkey with a health fetish,
STOP! How dare u process my lettuce!
I am a monkey doing weird yoga poses,
Plus i only like hydranageas NOT roses.
I am a monkey eating fish pills,
How dare u eat that snackwrap- dont u no it kills!
I may sound absurd & my lifestyle a little funky,
But I am a green, unprocessed monkey